ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

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lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

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meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

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ruinedbabe:

Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead

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shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

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hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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