suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

(via epic-humor)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(via likeigiveabother)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via k999)

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

jeanmarcoing:

things to call your best friend:

  • asshole
  • looser
  • fucking nerd
  • piece of shit
  • fuckin egg
  • wife/waifu/husbando
  • mayonnaise egg
  • bitch salad
  • meme loving fuck

(Source: bluehige, via poopflow)

rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

(via poopflow)

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

(via teenagah)